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What's Mitt Romney doing Now ?

 

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/source: http://www.mediaite.com/online/picture-of-mitt-romney-pumping-his-own-gas-makes-a-splash-on-reddit/

 

PUMPING GAS, it would appear.

But maybe he's getting ready to take over a chain of gas stations

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A RETIREE'S LAST TRIP to Food Lion

 

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Yesterday I was at my local Food Lion buying a large bag of Purina Dog Chow for my loyal pet, Jake, the Wonder Dog, and was in the check-out line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

What did she think...I had an elephant?

 

So because I'm retired and have little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn't, because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

 

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is, to load your pants pockets with Purina Nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.)

Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stopped to pee on a fire hydrant and a car hit me.

I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard.

 

Food Lion won't let me shop there anymore. Better watch what you ask retired people. They have all the time in the world to think of crazy things to say. Forward this to your retired friends...it will be their laugh for the day!

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(Not for laughs, but more for sheer puzzlement):

 

 

'Pregnant man' struggles through nasty divorce

 

Thomas Beatie, who became famous as the first man to give birth, and his wife Nancy have separated. Beatie revealed the breakup during a taping of the syndicated TV show "The Doctors."

http://usatoday30.usatoday.com/video/1687544640001

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LOL.

What's real is real ... What's not is not.

That was anger we saw there

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Captions for above ??

 

A : (Ronald): "How many times have I told you not to stick fries up your nose!"

 

B : (Bear): "Pink creature to Swap! Bring out your salmon!"

 

C: (Girl): "Mommy, stop!! I promise to stop using your i-Phone."

 

D: (Man): "Let me go, kid!. Okay, you can wee here if you want."

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(What to do, if you get bored in Hong Kong):

 

RUNNING AFTER SKIRT

 

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LIZA, THE CREATOR OF HIPHONGKONG.COM A LIFESTYLE/EVENT HK WEBPAGE ASKED ME TO PAINT HER SKIRT

IN ORDER TO PROMOTE ART AND HER BRAND DURING HK 10 ART FAIR.

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